Proof the human race is stupid
A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding.”
A popular scooter for children warns: “This product moves when used.”
A brass fishing lure with a three pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed.”
A flushable toilet brush warns: “Do not use for personal hygiene.”
A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn.”
A warning on a carpenter’s electric drill cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand or cannot read all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.”
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes.”
A popular manufactured fireplace logs warns: “Caution — risk of fire.”
A cartridge for a laser printer warns: “Do not eat toner.”
On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of sweets:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's *just* a suggestion!)
On a dessert: Do not turn upside down.
*printed on bottom of the box* (Too late! You lose!)
On a Pudding packet:
Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment. )
On packaging for an iron:
Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)
On Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On a sleep medicine:
Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children. (Or pets! What's for dinner?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space? Or underground?)
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On peanuts packet:
Warning: contains nuts. (Not to mention the nut who wrote the warning)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts. (DDDUUUHHH)
On a child’s superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)